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[AGGRESSIVELY DOESN’T MAKE ANY ATTEMPT AT INTERACTION BUT STILL WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND]

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I’m just the guy that wears the big condom.

fasterfood:

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no

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maybe

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gallifrey-feels:

juliuscaesarofficial:

becca-morley:

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why are there no posts about me on this 

this is an outrage

Oh, would someone just stab that guy?

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otherwindow:

otherwindow:

Ex-renaissance painter vampire in the 21st century embarrassed at people looking at their work from 600 years ago shown in a museum.

"I used the wrong brush"
“It’s just a doodle”
“I’m going to burn it”
“The anatomy isn’t even that great”
“Leonardo made me do it”

#'WHY R U LOOKING AT THIS I WAS YOUNG THEN I DONT EVEN’ 

#'WHY DO THEY CONSIDER THIS AS A MASTER PAINTING HALP' 

#*BURNS THE WHOLE MUSEUM* (x)

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the-mjolnir-owner:

seifukucat:

it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful

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viergacht:

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lavendercrystalfissures:

I’m pretty sure this is the lady that played yzma in the emporers new groove

Motherfuckers, educate yourselves when it comes to Eartha Kitt.

Eartha Kitt is Catwoman. She is Freya. She’s Shaleem-La-Lume, Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother, Angel, and Helen of Troy.

She was a civil rights activist, a peace activist, an LGTBQ activist (considering it a civil right), did benefit concerts and fundraisers for HIV AIDS orgs, she testified on behalf of “Rebels with a Cause” to set up their youth clean up group, she made Lady Bird Johnson cry when commenting on the Vietnam War while she was IN THE WHITE HOUSE FOR A GODDAMNED LUNCH. The CIA called her a nymphomaniac for it.

AND HAVE YOU HEARD HER SING? Cheesus, she’s got a star of Hollywood blvd for a reason. 

We all may know her best as evil Yzma but she was a heaven sent kind of lady.

YES!

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  • english is their first language: hte fuckign

adelesadkins:

Get to know me meme: [three/five] favorite movies ■ The Intouchables

My true disability is not having to be in a wheel chair. It’s having to be without her.

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koryos:

koryos:

so i’ve been experimenting with ways to make the axolotls’ feeding less messy and i found these tiny candleholders that looked perfect but

i put food in one for moony and he keeps biting the sides and going all around it and he can’t figure out that the food is INSIDE

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i think he thinks the food is underneath this mysterious new rock HE’S SO FRUSTRATED IT’S THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HE KEEPS LOOKING AT ME LIKE WTF IS THIS

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UPDATE HE FIGURED IT OUT BLESS HIM

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