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theb00linpaywall:

i have found the most important facebook page

(via groundcontrolcouldntstopme)

uglybagofmostlywater:

my skeleton is dressing up as me for halloween

(via asgardreid)

emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

(via asgardreid)

Blessed are the forgetful: for they get the better, even of their blunders.

(via amandapanda10)

This is not the day I die

A quote by Oberyn Martell the day he died (via rnalfoymanor)

(via flaggermousse)

fukkkres:

u lucky he holdin me back bitch 

(via groundcontrolcouldntstopme)

"For every laugh, there should be a tear." - Walt Disney

(via thedisneyprincess)

rabioheab:

a boy and a girl are sitting together on a bench after a romantic date. “can i kiss you?” the boy says. the girl nods and the boy pulls out black and white face paint and starts putting it on her face. “you’re going to be gene simmons” he whispers.

(via ghostofhector)

entropy-everywhere:

a giant squid needs to get work done

"let’s get kraken" it says

(via krewvira)

stalkingyermom:

"You can’t pilot Gipsy"

"ugh DaD U Ruin eVerythIng"

(via moonlightonthesunshine)