tastefullyoffended:
musicalwaysfindsaway:
luckystrikesandtallthings:
waywardswagabond:
we went on splash mountain today
We’re in a stable relationship
I’m surprised you weren’t asked to leave for all that horsing around in the front
There is nothing about this picture that isn’t quality
like despite the couple in the front there’s the guy absolutely freaking out about them kissing and trying to protect jane crocker’s innocence
there’s those two people behind them that absolutely cannot believe what they’re looking at
and then there’s the guy in the back who is waiting for jesus to take him away from all this nonsense
(via nekonyah)
Bilbo, you’ve got it goin’ on.
The Pie Maker wanted to tell Chuck that he liked watching the moment she waked, that it was like watching her come back to life, again. So instead he said nothing.
gordonlevitting:
“I was doing press for Eternal Sunshine, and we had a couple of dinner parties. And Leo came to one of those dinners, and that was so fantastic because I haven’t actually seen him for six years. We’ve spoken on the phone, but we haven’t sat down and gone, ‘Oh my God! Do you remember what that was like?’ And then, at one point, he turned around to me and said, ‘Sweetie, why did we get so fat?’ I said, ‘I don’t know!’ And he said, ‘Well, I know what I was doing. I just didn’t give a fuck!’”- Kate Winslet
(via capt-fondue)
Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great…You have no power over me.
(via renjinguuji)
thelilnan:
Hugh Jackman vs the Ocean
(via lucasbryants)
